I've spent the last days sleeping so much. Oh my God. Now that my exams are over (yessss) and I finally get the chance to do all the interesting things I told to myself that I could be doing instead of studying, I just do nothing. Nothing is indeed awesome, don't get me wrong, but could I be lazier? Probably yes, but that's not the point.
So, I thought to myself: I should do something productive! Like learn things! Randomly learning things!
And by randomly learning things I mean watching discovery and national geographic channel and stuff like that . Now I know how to kill people using medieval torture devices! (except not really).
They showed this ancient 'washing machine' (but without the water) that KILLS. With spikes. And I tried to google it, but (gasp) Google FAILED. Oh why?? Why, Google? I trusted you. I now blame the Portuguese dub (which SUCKS) so it’s either the ‘Wheel of death' or the ‘Death Wheel’, it has something to do with Aragon, and it’s very deadly and wheely. Horrible, deadly wheel.
I also know about this awesome mammal-like reptile, the Gorgonopsia (or gorgon), who was AWESOME (double awesome!), and I was rooting for it to kick the Permian extinction in the ass. But it DIED. Poor gorgon.
I mean, come on, look at these pictures. What’s not to like? When they start bioengineering weird animals, I want one of these: